[["Let's say you're kicking back in Mos Eisley Spaceport, just waiting for your transport, and you take on a Wookiee in a `friendly` game of Sabacc. If you make the fatal mistake of beating the Wookiee, what work of art might you most resemble?","1. Edvard Munch's `The Scream`","2. `Whistler's Mother`","3. `The Venus De Milo` *","4. Leroy Neiman's `Tyson: Down For The Count`","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, unlike the Venus De Milo, you remembered Han's warning that Wookiees have a habit of ripping people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.","WRONG ANSWER: `You tried your luck, but luck only counts in Holo-games and photon torpedoes.`"],["Hey kids, remember your SAT's? Well here's a little analogy for you: Stormtroopers are to Huns as Darth Vader is to:","1. Hannibal","2. Napoleon","3. Attila *","4. Bill Gates","CORRECT ANSWER: He was a tyrant just like our own Dark Lord.","WRONG ANSWER: They're all vicious tyrants, but only Attila reigned over the Huns the way Darth Vader reigned over the Stormtroopers."],["When the networks got a hold of the Star Wars saga, they decided to create a TV movie about the tumultuous relationship between Luke and Vader. Which of the titles below fits the bill?","1. `Something About Leia`","2. `A Father's Betrayal - To The Dark Side and Back` *","3. `Not Without My Jedi`","4. `Portrait of a Teenage Nerfherder` ","CORRECT ANSWER: (in an announcer's voice) `A Father's Betrayal - To The Dark Side and Back`, starring Brian Dennehy as the evil Darth Vader, and Rick Schroder as his son Luke. ","WRONG ANSWER: Sorry, you should've picked `2`, `A Father's Betrayal`, It's set to star Brian Dennehy as the evil Darth Vader, and Rick Schroder as his son Luke."],["Let's say you went shopping for a Landspeeder at Jabba's Used Landspeeder lot. If you wanted to get the same kind of speeder as Luke, which one would you buy?","1. DL-44","2. AK-47","3. XP-38 *","4. Heinz 57","CORRECT ANSWER: Correct answer, but never, never shop at Jabba's Used Landspeeders. Jabba's a rip off.","WRONG Answer: Wrong. It's the XP-38. You might be good with numbers but you suck at Star Wars."],["The classic STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL included many rockin' celebrities to provide hours of entertainment. From the list below, who DIDN'T make the guest list?","1. Jefferson Starship","2. Bea Arthur","3. Boba Fett","4. Obi Wan Kenobi *","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Sir Alec apparently had a better contract and didn't have to do the show like the others.","WRONG ANSWER: No. The answer is Obi-Wan. Apparently, Ben had another engagement in Jedi limbo."],["In A New Hope, Luke's Uncle Owen almost bought another droid before settling on R2-D2. Luckily, the first R2 unit had something wrong with it. What was it's problem?","1. It had a bad attitude.","2. It had a bad motivator. *","3. It was obsessive/compulsive.","4. It was a premature articulator. ","CORRECT ANSWER: Good call. You're clearly `motivated` to win, aren't you. ","WRONG ANSWER: (sounding like a whiny Luke) `Uncle Owen, what about that one?` You should've picked `2`."],["In the last 20 years, lesser known song stylists and Star Wars enthusiasts have given Weird Al Yankovic a run for his money. In Aaron's hilarious song parody `My Darling Palpatine`, Palpatine refers to whom?","1. Yoda Palpatine","2. Emperor Palpatine *","3. Princess Leia Palpatine","4. Chewbacca Palpatine","CORRECT ANSWER: (singing) `Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my Emperor Palpatine.` ","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. (singing) `Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my Emperor Palpatine.` Vader used to sing that every morning in the shower."],["In Empire Strikes Back... Just before Han is put into carbonite freeze, Leia tells him that she loves him. Being a man's man, what is Han's cocky response?","1. `If you love me so much, what're you doin' frenching you're brother, ya inbred freak?`","2. `I know.` *","3. `We need to talk. There's something I need to tell you about Chewie and me.`","4. `I thought so, your Worshipfulness.`","CORRECT ANSWER: Yeah, that's correct, but it's so easy, even a baby could've gotten it. Even a baby who hadn't seen Empire Strikes Back could've come close.","WRONG ANSWER: `Nice try, but you should've picked `2`. You're so dumb you probably think that Ewoks come from the planet Ewokia.` "],["From your experience on Tatooine you've learned that Sand People rule the Dune Sea. One special warring technique they've employed is riding single file. Why do they do this? ","1. They're already waiting in line for the prequels. ","2. In hopes of starting `Hands Across Tatooine.`","3. To hide their numbers. *","4. They heard there was a kegger.","CORRECT ANSWER: Obi-Wan knew it better than anyone else.","WRONG ANSWER: Apparently you don't know Sand People very well. As Obi-Wan told Luke, they always ride single file to hide their numbers."],["Let's say BEN & JERRY designed a new line of ice cream flavors inspired solely by the re-released Star Wars trilogy. Which of these would NOT be in their intergalactic line up?","1. Chewy Wookiee Cookie","2. Tons O' Tauntaun","3. Mango Moffet Munch *","4. Juicy Jawa Giblet Jubilee","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Daggetts and ice cream don't mix.","WRONG ANSWER: Hello! Moffet is a Daggett, and Daggetts are from Battlestar Galactica."],["Before the movies, there was a dream. In George's original conception of Star Wars, what was Luke Skywalker's last name?","1. Skystalker","2. Johnniewalker","3. Starkiller *","4. Starberg","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, Starkiller was Luke's original name. I'm glad George changed it. It was a little too obvious.","WRONG ANSWER: What are you thinking? This one is so obvious an O.J. Simpson Juror could see it."],["If C-3P0, a protocol droid, decided to become a protocol DRUID, what might you most expect to find him doing?","1. Building Stonehenge.","2. Performing animal sacrifice rituals in an oak grove. *","3. Convincing the Ewoks to commit mass suicide by drinking Kool-Aid.","4. Separating milk from meat.","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, the Druids' were an Irish religious sect who believed in the spirituality of nature. Not surprisingly, they preferred small, independent films as opposed to big, special effects spectaculars like Star Wars. ","WRONG ANSWER: No, if C-3P0 were a druid, he'd be performing rituals in an Oak Grove. Druids believed in the spirituality of nature, and, not suprisingly, didn't go in much for big, special effects spectaculars like Star Wars."],["If you were navigating your X-Wing through the Star Wars universe, which group of planets would you most likely encounter?","1. Endorian Moon, Alderaan and Kessel *","2. Uranus, Urhighness and Urbonus","3. Wookieea, Mynockia, and Jawarius","4. Planet Hollywood, Leisure World and Niketown","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, even though Han Solo has been known to shine the occasional moon.","WRONG ANSWER: You better get yourself a Nav computer pretty quick. You should've picked `1`."],["Vader believed in upgrades. He went to the Dark Side to make his life better, and when the Death Star was destroyed, he made a bigger, better one. What is one of the ways the Death Star 2 is different from the original?","1. Has been sprayed with Scotch-Guard Rebel Repellent.","2. Now nothing like shooting Womp Rats in Beggar's Canyon.","3. Laser that can be trained on capital ships. *","4. Has that new Death Star smell.","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, a bigger, better laser.","WRONG ANSWER: Vader would be very disappointed with you. He'd train his new laser on your capital butt."],["In A New Hope, how does the Emperor maintain control of the Galaxy after he dissolves the Imperial Senate? ","1. The Regional Governors are given direct control of their territories. *","2. A Parliamentary Council is elected on a quarterly basis and enacts and enforces laws voted on by a 2/3 majority.","3. Brute force and free hats","4. He conspires to have charismatic presidential candidate Anakin Fitzgerald Kennedy assassinated on a campaign stop while waving to the crowd from his Landspeeder.","CORRECT ANSWER: That is correct. Looks like you got a career in the Imperial Senate ahead of you.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. You wouldn't get my vote with that answer. You should've picked `1`."],["Okay, make believe Princess Leia is a contestant on MTV's SINGLED OUT, and Han is one of the fifty guys she gets to pick from. What category should she pick to keep him in the running?","1. Wookiee hair or lots of Nair","2. Jedi Master or trusty blaster","3. Hair in braids or naturally made","4. None of the above *","CORRECT ANSWER: STEPHANIE: That's right, Princess Leia is royalty. She would never demean herself or her regal position by appearing on a crass, infantile program like Singled Out, no matter how much Jenny McCarthy begged her to.","WRONG ANSWER: STEPHANIE: Sorry, none of the above. Princess Leia is royalty. She would never demean herself or her regal position by appearing on a crass, infantile program like Singled Out, no matter how much Jenny McCarthy begged her to."],["While he gets key billing, young Skywalker didn't save the day alone. What team helped Luke, Han and Chewie in the Battle of Endor that wiped out the Death Star II?","1. Lando Calrissian and Bilbo Baggins","2. Lando Calrissian and Nien Nunb *","3. Lando and McCartney","4. Lando and Cash","CORRECT ANSWER: Lando and Nien Nunb: the best multicultural buddy team since Jim Belushi and that German Shepherd in K-9. ","WRONG ANSWER: Lando wouldn't waste his time with him. He and Nien Nunb had a bond that just went too deep."],["Everybody knows that the Star Wars empire has made billions of dollars. Which country's GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT is LESS than the total grossed by all three Star Wars films and their subsequent merchandising? ","1. Switzerland","2. Burma","3. Uganda *","4. Sacramento","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Needless to say, the Star Wars merchandising has yet to catch on there.","WRONG ANSWER: You really need to brush up on your statistics. Uganda's GNP was less than the total Star Wars gross. I don't know what this says about the state of the world, but I bet they'd still love Star Wars in Uganda."],["Almost any fan has a Luke, Leia, or a Vader action figure, but not many are lucky enough to have the rare vinyl coated Jawa. Which of the following equals the collectible's APPROXIMATE value?","1. The blue book figure for a 1985 Hyundai Excel *","2. The average bid for Jackie Kennedy Onassis' nail clippers","3. Steve Guttenberg's fork from DINER","4. Dinner for the Skywalker family at SIZZLER, salad bar included","CORRECT ANSWER: You got it. For $1500 you can have the precious Jawa (which we do) or Korea's finest driving machine.","WRONG ANSWER: Uh, no. For $1500 you can have the precious Jawa (which we do), or Korea's finest driving machine. "],["The evil Lord Vader's stylish black suit isn't just fashionable, it's functional. What are the functions of the electronic hardware that graces his chest?","1. Record, play, pause","2. Life systems control computer, temperature regulation system and the respiratory sensor matrix *","3. Simon, Merlin and Gameboy","4. Message center, ATM and a home security system","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, either you've studied Vader's chest a little too much, or you used the Jedi power of deduction.","WRONG ANSWER: Hello! Are you even paying attention, or are you on the phone. You should've picked `2`."],["Gen-Xers are still rocking to Star Wars trivia. Which of the following is an actual ëStar Wars' influenced band name?","1. Nerfherder *","2. Yoda Ono","3. The Dirty Wookiees","4. Princess Leia's Menstrual cramps","CORRECT ANSWER: Correct. Their a really cool band from the Bay Area. They do a song about Van Halen, so apparently their obsessed with the '70's.","WRONG ANSWER: No. Nerfherder is a really cool band from the Bay Area. They do a song about Van Halen, so apparently they're obsessed with the '70's, unlike you."],["Okay, say you're a nutcase and a psycho-therapist diagnoses you with `Jedi-Wannabe Disorder`, which of these symptoms DON'T fit your profile?","1. Hallucinations of little green men","2. You constantly say things like, `Do or do not, there is no try.`","3. You feel the need to kiss your sister and murder your father. ","4. You experience anxiety when confronted with large quantities of clean, white paper. *","CORRECT ANSWER: Correct. That's a phobia which only afflicts photocopier technicians... and writers.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope, not even close. Jedi Knights do not fear large quantities of clean, white paper. That would be copier technicians."],["As a master at DARK FORCES, you don't NEED a cheat code to win, but if you were a loser who did, what special power might you be given? ","1. Enhanced sense of smell","2. Teleportation *","3. Gigantism","4. Increased sex drive","C0RRECT ANSWER: That's right, not that I've ever used a cheat code.","WRONG ANSWER: No. Try Teleportation. Too bad you can't cheat at this game, cause you need all the help you can get."],["The Mos Eisley Cantina can `get a little rough. It has few rules and regulations, but this one is strictly enforced. ","1. No shoes, no shirt, no Sabacc","2. Don't pee in my pool, I don't swim in your toilet","3. No droids allowed *","4. No glove, no love","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. The bartender tells C-3P0 and R2-D2 that they `don't serve their kind here.` I know the feeling. The same thing happened to me at Hooters. ","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. In A New Hope, the cantina bartender tells C-3P0 and R2-D2 that `they don't serve their kind here.` I know the feeling. The same thing happened to me at Hooters."],["If Popalu the Ewok had his own cooking show, what dish would he NEVER prepare?","1. Dagobah Fern Salad with a raspberry vinaigrette","2. Grilled Ch'hala Tree ","3. Tauntaun Tar Tar *","4. Chortle Berry Mousse","CORRECT ANSWER: Not only are Ewoks vegetarians, but you've got to assume they're the annoying kind. (In Ewok-like voice) `I won't eat anything with a face.`","WRONG ANSWER: Ewoks are vegetarians and you're wrong."],["As taught to cadets in the Imperial Navy, what is the mandate of the TARKIN DOCTRINE.","1. `Walk tall and carry a big light saber.`","2. `Some Moffs are more equal than others, and I'm the most equal of all.`","3. `Well I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill, and I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill...`","4. `Rule through fear of The Force, rather than The Force itself. *","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Grand Moff sure was a big old meanie.","WRONG ANSWER: Uh, no. Grand Moff taught his minions to rule through fear of the Force, rather than the Force itself. Man, talk about your big old meanies."],["When space Pirates crash landed on the icy planet which would eventually become a safe haven for the rebellion, they named it Hoth. What did Viking Raider Leif Erikson name North America when he landed on it?","1. New Ole Nordsland","2. Vinland *","3. Hoboken","4. Hoth","CORRECT ANSWER: Imagine what he would have named Tatooine.","WRONG ANSWER: Not only do you not know Star Wars, you don't know basic history. You should've picked - Vinland."],["How many Yodas, standing on each others shoulders, would it take to equal Chewbacca's height?","1. 2","2. 3.5 *","3. 4.2","4. 8","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. And everyone knows, three and a half Yodas is better than one.","WRONG ANSWER: This one you didn't know?! I mean, it's common knowledge that 3.5 Yodas equal one Chewbacca."],["Believe it or not, some losers don't think Star Wars is the quintessential sci-fi movie. In a recent poll in Cinescape what movie beat out Star Wars for best all-time sci-fi movie?","1. Tron","2. 2001: A Space Odyssey *","3. RoboCop III","4. The Last Star Fighter","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, but needless to say, we beg to differ, and I hope you do too.","WRONG ANSWER: No. Apparently certain readers preferred 2001. Like there'd ever be a HAL doll."],["Even in the Star Wars Universe it takes trial and error to reach perfection. What was the original title of `Return of the Jedi`? ","1. Jedi Schmedi","2. Revenge of the Jedi *","3. The Jedi Strikes Back at the Empire","4. Weekend at Yoda's II","CORRECT ANSWER: Yes, George originally named his third film REVENGE OF THE JEDI, but then changed it so he could catch merchandising pirates. Man they make me sick...","WRONG ANSWER: No. George originally named his third film REVENGE OF THE JEDI, but then changed it so he could catch merchandising pirates."],["If you're boogeying down in Jabba the Hutt's palace, you're probably listening to the cool sounds of Max Rebo's Band. Which of the following is a real member of Max's band?","1. Bib Fortuna","2. Bob Rebo","3. Droopy McCool *","4. Stinky McSmell","CORRECT ANSWER: Droopy was like the Jimmy Page of the Star Wars galaxy.","WRONG ANSWER: Sorry. Droopy McCool was the right answer. I'm surprised you didn't know that. The Droopster was like the Jimmy Page of the Star Wars galaxy."],["If architect and family man Mike Brady had designed the Death Star, it would have had more of a 70's ranch house feel. What aspects of the Death Star would Vader wring Brady's neck for changing?","1. Planet destroying super-laser, navigational trenches and docking bays *","2. Solar-powered tractor beam","3. Magic fingers beds, mini-bar and sunken tub","4. Glass elevator, automatic sprinkler system and golf pro shop","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, Brady would lose more than his job if he took the `death` out of the Death Star.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. Should've picked `1`. You have heard of the Death Star though, right? It's that big metallic moon that blows in the end."],["Okay, so let's say there's only room for one all knowing, all powerful ghost in the Jedi universe. If Yoda and Obi-Wan were pitted in a fight to the death, using only the Force as their weapon, who would win?","1. Ben would kick Yoda's green little ass.","2. Yoda would use the Force to make Ben's head explode, just like in SCANNERS.","3. `A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.` *","4. Don King, because he represents them both.","CORRECT ANSWER: You are wise, like the great Jedi Masters.","WRONG ANSWER: That answer demeans both Ben and Yoda. You should've picked `3`."],["If Chewbacca returned from a night of partying on Cloud City and told Han that he was suffering from a case of Seborhia, what would be one of his symptoms.","1. Bulbous growth on the buttocks.","2. An oily, matted coat *","3. Dry, itchy foot pads","4. Sudden development of breasts","CORRECT ANSWER: Right. You certainly know your glandular ailments. Chewie's coat would be matted because his hair follicles would secrete too much oil. This could come in handy every 3000 parsecs with the Millennium Falcon. ","WRONG ANSWER: You need to study up on your glandular ailments. Chewie's coat would be matted because his hair follicles would secrete too much oil. This could come in handy every 3000 parsecs with the Millennium Falcon."],["Star Wars may not be classic literature, but it does mirror it at times. With that in mind, figure out this analogy: Luke is to Biggs as:","1. Romeo is to Mercutio *","2. Old Man is to the Sea","3. Roscoe P. Coltrane is to Boss Hogg","4. Oliver is to the Artful Dodger","CORRECT ANSWER: Romeo is to Mercutio, and you are to genius. Romeo was Mercutio's buddy, and he died, just like Biggs. ","WRONG ANSWER: Biggs was Luke's buddy, and he died - just like Romeo, and your brain cells. AARON: Ah Biggs, we hardly knew ye."],["Darth Vader goes by many titles. Which one of these would he NOT choke you for using?","1. Dark Lord of the Empire","2. Dark Lord of the Sith *","3. Dark Lord of the Flies","4. Mr. Stinkie Pants","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right, but it'd probably be better for your health if you just didn't call him anything at all.","WRONG ANSWER: (as if he's being choked) That's wrong... should've picked Dark Lord Of Sith..."],["Star Wars merchandise has happily infiltrated every shopping aisle you can imagine. Which of these products could have been a REAL part of your balanced breakfast in the late '70s?","1. Kellogg C-3PO's *","2. Sugar-Coated Salacious Crumbs","3. General Mills Obi Bran Flakes","4. Kellogg Frosted Mini Yodas","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Man, what I wouldn't give for a bowlful right now. My teeth are hurting just thinking about them.","WRONG ANSWER: Not even close. Kellogg's C-3P0's is the real cereal. Man, what I wouldn't give for a bowlful right now. My teeth are hurting just thinking about them. "],["We all know that Chewie is packing, but where does a 7 foot, 250 pound Wookiee carry a gun?","1. Anywhere he wants to","2. In his fur","3. On the end of his bandoleer *","4. Between his Wookiee cheeks","CORRECT ANSWER: And don't think he won't use it. ","WRONG ANSWER: Maybe that's where you'd carry a gun, but he'd carry it on the end of his bandoleer."],["In the CD-ROM game DARK FORCES, you're a man with a mission - a number of missions if you're any good at it. Which of the following is a real DARK FORCES mission?","1. Ramsees Hed *","2. Achilles Heel","3. Sandy Duncan's Eye","4. Rosie O'Donnell's Back Fat","C0RRECT ANSWER: That's correct. Either you guessed, or you don't have much of a life. ","WRONG ANSWER: No, no, no. Ramsees Hed is what you should've picked. What's the problem? You have a CD-ROM drive, so it can't be that."],["Any real fan knows the Star Wars adventure isn't limited to the silver screen. Which of the following is an actual Star Wars spin-off book?","1. Courtship Of Princess Leia *","2. Interview With A Wampa","3. A Tale Of Two Ewoks","4. Red Leader's Badge Of Courage","CORRECT ANSWER: STEPHANIE: Good answer. I read this book 19 times. It's my own personal Bible.","WRONG ANSWER: STEPHANIE: Get real. You should've picked COURTSHIP OF PRINCESS LEIA. I read it 19 times. It's kind of become my own personal Bible."],["Much like the product you're presently enjoying, non-licensed Star Wars merchandise has proliferated the market since the movie's release in 1977. Which of these is NOT an officially licensed Star Wars product?","1. R2-D2 AM Radio","2. Cantina Adventure Set","3. Tri-Logo Yak Face","4. Dancing OOLA doll *","CORRECT ANSWER: Good answer! I had a dream about this toy once, and I woke up all sweaty.","WRONG ANSWER: Uh, no. You should've picked `4`, Dancing OOLA doll. Man, I WISH they made a toy like this."],["After Luke blows up the Death Star, he returns to the Rebel base, where he's greeted by a jubilant Leia, Han and Chewie. What does he yell as he jumps down from his X-Wing Fighter?","1. `We` did it? What's this `we` crap. I did it!`","2. `Let's blow up something else!`","3. `Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Goodbye!`","4. `Carrie!` *","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Though Mark Hamill insists he was yelling `Hey`, we know better. ","WRONG ANSWER: Yeah, you wish he said that. Actually, though he insists he was yelling `Hey`, Mark Hamill is clearly yelling `Carrie` to Princess Leia, a.k.a. Carrie Fisher, as she runs up to him. "],["In the Star Wars trilogy Special Edition, a lot of scenes have been added or reworked. Which one of the following is a new addition?","1. The Millennium Falcon lands on the all-nude planet of Buck Nakeda and the boys proceed to party down.","2. Expanded footage of the Han and Greedo face-off. *","3. Darth Vader and Han Solo trade `Your Mama` jokes before Han is frozen in carbonite.","4. Chewie goes nuts on the Endorian moon, resulting in a gory Ewok massacre.","CORRECT ANSWER: Good answer. You paid your $7.50 and paid attention.","WRONG ANSWER: Not even close. You don't deserve to see the new Han/Greedo scene."],["While shopping it around Hollywood, George peddled his original Star Wars story in what form?","1. An interactive sock puppet presentation","2. A 13 page treatment *","3. A series of tasteful nudes","4. A 1,400 page tome that included all three proposed trilogies.","CORRECT ANSWER: That's correct. Speaking of which, I've got my own 13 page treatment called Return Of The Game Show Host, but I still can't get anyone to return my phone calls. Hollywood, like space, is a cold, empty place.","WRONG ANSWER: No, no. George has too much class to use anything other than a 13 page treatment. On the other hand, I've worked up a killer sock puppet show that I'd love to share with anyone in Hollywood who's interested."],["Try this one on for size. In Fox's Classic Star Wars Holiday Television Special Han Solo makes a co-star a promise he intends to keep. Which of the following is the REAL promise? ","1. He promises Princess Leia he'll bring home the biggest, plumpest Ewok he can find for their holiday dinner.","2. He promises to get Chewie home to his Wookie family in time for the `Life Day` celebration. *","3. He promises to track down the Fox Marketing Executive who said, `Hey! A TV Special. Yeah, that's the ticket.` ","4. He promises little Cindy-Lou Who a `Who Wonker`.","CORRECT ANSWER: That is correct. Though Han was a renegade, he always kept his promises.","WRONG ANSWER: No, Han would never make a promise like that. He made sure Chewie got home in time for Life Day, which, by the way, is remarkably similar to our Arbor Day."],["Okay sci-fi buffs, what do ALIENS, STAR WARS, and BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25 CENTURY have in common?","1. Huge followings","2. Sassy robots","3. Sigourney Weaver in her little underwear","4. Gil Gerard","CORRECT ANSWER: Yes. Bishop, C-3P0, Tweaky and his pal Dr. Theopolus were all quick-talking, know-it-all robots.","WRONG ANSWER: No. You should've picked `2`. Bishop, C-3P0, Tweaky and his pal Dr. Theopolus were all quick-talking, know-it-all robots."],["In the video game DARK FORCES, you play the role of mercenary KYLE KATAARN. What mission must you first complete to insure the eventual success of the Rebellion?","1. Kill Boba Fett","2. Save Princess Leia from the horny Jabba the Hutt","3. Steal the Death Star plans *","4. Lead a sit-in protest on the steps of the Imperial Senate","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. The best part of this is that you get to feel like you actually had a hand in saving the galaxy, which is a fantasy I know everyone shares.","WRONG ANSWER: No! You steal the Death Star plans, which in turn means that you've actually had a hand in saving the galaxy! Duh!"],["While rounding up unsuspecting victims, bounty hunter Boba Fett traverses the universe in his trademark ship known as:","1. Boba's Bitchin' Battleship of Love","2. Centennial Falcon","3. Slave I *","4. Enola Gay","CORRECT ANSWER: The Slave I, which was modeled after some street lights outside of ILM. Bet ya didn't know that!","WRONG ANSWER: Sorry. You should've picked The Slave 1, which was modeled after some street lights outside of ILM, but I'm sure you didn't know that either! "],["No one will deny that the Death Star was a marvel of engineering brilliance. Who was the dark genius who conceived and built this monstrosity?","1. Darth Vader","2. Howard Roarke","3. Grand Moff Tarkin *","4. Donald Trump","CORRECT ANSWER: Yep, I wouldn't expect any less from a Grand Moff.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. You should've picked Grand Moff Tarkin. There's nothing more sinister than an evil architect."],["After the battle of Endor, the Endorian moon became a theme park, complete with an authentic wooden rollercoaster. If at 3/4 meters the `You must be this tall` sign cuts off only the shortest of all members of the Star Wars universe, who gets the shaft?","1. Ewoks","2. Jawas","3. Yoda *","4. Kenny Baker","CORRECT ANSWER: Yoda is correct. Although what he lacks in stature he makes up for in attitude.","WRONG ANSWER: Turns out you get the shaft. Yoda is one of the smallest members of the Star Wars Universe."],["Much like the characters in CHEERS, Luke, Leia, Han, Ben, Lando and the Droids just wanted to go to a peaceful planet `where everybody knows your name`. Which CHEERS character actually made a cameo appearance in EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?","1. Cliff *","2. Norm","3. Rebecca","4. Coach","CORRECT ANSWER: Cliff Clavine, a.k.a. John Ratzenberger, is the one who tells Princess Leia that they have to close the security doors in EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, leaving Han and Luke to perish in the freezing Hoth tundra. That was a creepy thing to do.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. Cliff Clavine, a.k.a. John Ratzenberger, is the one who tells Princess Leia that they have to close the security doors in EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, leaving Han and Luke to perish in the freezing Hoth tundra. That was a creepy thing to do."],["Ever hear of a little game called SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON? I hope you have, cause it's time to play. Without using STAR WARS as a link, which of the following characters could not be connected back to Kevin Bacon.","1. Yoda","2. Luke Skywalker","3. Chewbacca *","4. Princess Leia","CORRECT ANSWER: Correct. Peter Mayhew, the man inside the Chewbacca costume, hasn't gotten much work since Return of the Jedi, unless you count the convention circuit. ","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. Peter Mayhew, the man inside the Chewbacca costume, hasn't gotten much work since Return of the Jedi, unless you count the convention circuit. "],["What person, living or dead, lost their virginity during the shooting of Star Wars?","1. Jabba the Hutt","2. Carrie Fisher","3. Mark Hamill","4. Me, your host *","CORRECT ANSWER: Yes. Correct! (beat) Okay, I lied. Actually I'm still waiting for that fateful day.","WRONG ANSWER: Uh, no. The talent was a little busy during the making of Star Wars. Now me, on the other hand... "],["Let's say you're swinging from the towering trees of the Endor forest. What threesome are you most likely to encounter?","1. Bel, Biv, DeBoba","2. Logray, Chirpa, and Wicket *","3. GREENPEACE, EARTH FIRST, and PETA","4. Dweezel, Moon-Unit, and Diva","CORRECT ANSWER: Logray, Chirpa and Wicket, three lovable Ewoks. Though just how lovable they really are is a matter of debate.","WRONG ANSWER: Nope. You'd encounter Logray, Chirpa and Wicket, three lovable Ewoks. Though just how lovable they really are is a matter of debate."],["The cast of Star Wars turns up in all kinds of wacky places. On which of the following shows did a Star Wars character appear?","1. The Muppet Show *","2. Fish","3. Alf ","4. She's The Sheriff","CORRECT ANSWER: That's right. Luke, Chewie and the Droids fit in perfectly with Kermit and Miss Piggy. You should've seen the party after the show.","WRONG ANSWER: Sorry. Luke, Chewie and the Droids had a blast on The Muppet Show with Kermit and Miss Piggy. You should've seen the party after the show."],["As a protocol droid, the efficient C-3PO rarely shuts his shiny metal trap. Which of these catch phrases are you most likely to hear him mutter?","1. File's done! ","2. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. ","3. Boop, boop, beep, beep, boopy, boop.","4. Oh, thank the maker! *","CORRECT ANSWER: (in C-3P0 voice) Oh, thank the maker indeed.","WRONG ANSWER: (in C-3P0 voice) You're doomed, done for. You should have thanked the maker."]]
